pukicho:

dekuun:

pukicho:

North America got the massive sasquatch

Mexico got the dreaded chupacabra

Japan got ……. fat snake

fat bitch

YOU CAN’T CALL HIM THAT

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chilpitito:

Anyways, drink water and don’t let no mf bring you down.

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weedle-testaburger:

gothcostco:

gothcostco:

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

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pregnantseinfeld:

gerbildine:

pregnantseinfeld:

degenerarchy:

pregnantseinfeld:

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

well moose are still prey animals so

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

Would you rather they be predators

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

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amortizing:

“Love doesn’t just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven

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somnolentsuggestions:

being individuals together is so intimate. let’s read different books but curled up next to each other, let’s visit a coffee shop so you can study & i can write, let’s just be near each other

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phcking-detective:

knifekris:

knifekris:

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him “mr. soap” which i really appreciated

baby boy!

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

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